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Books Demotivational Poster


TAGS: twilight books saga
Rating: 4.58/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:05 am
First we'll pay and then we'll pay some more. Does anyone know the score, I'm so f*cking board.
EmilioDumphque - July 24, 2012, 1:39 pm
...and Rock is dead! (Long live Paper and Scissors)
minerva1961 - July 18, 2012, 1:32 pm
Someone forgot to take his happy pill this morning.
AcidRain - July 18, 2012, 9:41 am
Ain't that the truth.

The library -

TAGS: libraries kindle nook internet ebooks
Rating: 4.45/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:47 pm
There used to be a librarian at my local library that was super beautiful. She wasn't just cute, she was bond girl h**!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:24 pm
Who said we're not agreeing with you? That librarian IS awful cute.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 19, 2013, 12:13 am
Lol, no I wasn't serious :D I was going for sarcasm. I don't express it very well through the internet.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:13 pm
You can buy them secondhand, third-hand, or fourth-hand without paying full retail price, and if you ever have too many, you can actually sell them.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:12 pm
You forgot the fact that they don't crash, get corrupted for no d*** reason, give anyone crap about file formats, require batteries, run out of batteries, are shockproof, have a page seek time as fast as you can flip them, you can put bookmarks in them...
mikeloeven - July 17, 2013, 1:56 pm
because you can get a book and bring it anywhere without being restricted to choosing one e reader over another because of bull**** DRM technology is really not that good
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:03 am
So why do we still have them? Because we're sentimental; so we can go to the library and pay a visit to that exceptionally attractive librarian with glasses, and them pretend that we've never been to a library before :-D

Books -

PARENTAL TIP #666 - There are some books that your toddler should not be exposed to at such an early age

TAGS: exorcist 666 books toddler exposed
Rating: 4.86/5

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Nissta - April 12, 2012, 7:56 pm
I cant help thinking that there's a film in this somewhere


GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.

HARRY POTTER - The kids book even cats like, sad, pathetic, single cats.

TAGS: cats harry potter reading books
Rating: 3.56/5

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xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:18 pm
It would be even funnier if the cat looked like McGonnagal.
SerpentMaster - April 16, 2010, 2:00 am
i like it


RACE RELATIONS - Black people totally don't like it when you read on the subway

C-L-A-S-S -


TAGS: books
Rating: 4.36/5

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TAGS: reading books seuss timmy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Veracht - April 30, 2010, 5:28 pm
Seuss is rolling in fits in his grave= of laughter!
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 10:24 pm
Excellent!!!! I'm heading down to the library to get my copy.

HISTORY - Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Lincoln-



TAGS: puppies kids books
Rating: 3.51/5

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Sparrowgirl - March 14, 2010, 10:09 pm
This WAS my favorite book as a child... 5L
Bartimaeus - September 28, 2009, 8:36 pm
I think I saw this at a book fair when I was in elementary school. This kind of thing could scar a kid for life or worse...make him a furry.
avitron - March 22, 2009, 10:02 pm
sob.... i had this book as a little kid. d*** you rule 34...
WTF - January 23, 2009, 5:43 pm
Looks like the little b**** is getting a donkey punch! LOL

CHILDREN'S BOOKS - Who would have that The TrashHeap was an author ?

REVIEW: - A disappointingly short read.

Books -

TAGS: books
Rating: 4.41/5

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rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:57 pm

submit to motitwist, very nice
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:19 am
Love this, PF. Well done.

PHYSICS - Proving the limitations of books in the classroom

TAGS: books guns physics
Rating: 2.86/5

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GreyScorpion - October 6, 2010, 11:13 am
slow your roll there Ernie, we don't discuss these subjects here anymore. go over to politifake.org please. Now if you want to talk about the Swedish Womens Bikini Rowing Team, we're all ears.
DrErnst - October 6, 2010, 10:42 am
Ye lets stop voilence with making more guns available at schools.. Or why not limit the use of guns in general? In sweden we have like 10% of the murders per capita like in the us. And u almost cant get a gun here (if u dont have a locker n a license)
Reason - October 20, 2009, 4:15 pm
lets give the least stable person in the room a gun. "ya know what jack? STFU" BANG. maniacal laughter slowly fades away
Jmac0585 - May 7, 2009, 3:22 pm
There is a public school in Nevada that obligates teachers to open carry. No reports of behavioral problems.
Robert - May 7, 2009, 2:43 pm
Agree with LogicDude
LogicDude - January 14, 2009, 7:36 am
Revenge: you have to be alive to take it Timmy.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:56 pm
So these mass murders in your schools, do they happen a lot down there in the U.S.? (I only watch local news stations.) And uhm, Shtoink, does that look like it's even a book about knives?
barockeva - January 13, 2009, 6:52 pm
Revenge: it's like self defense, but comes later.
Shtoink - December 22, 2008, 2:11 am
what if said teacher was a self defense instuctor and proficient at knife throwing?
Sean - December 21, 2008, 7:01 pm
Uhm, who told them to do that, again? The throwing of the books thingy?
Sean - December 21, 2008, 7:00 pm
Couldn't they find a person who didn't look like he just sh** John Lennon? Just a thought.

IRONMAN - Because Bruce Wayne is a pussy!

TAGS: ironman tony stark movie marvel comic books comics
Rating: 2.5/5

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ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 8:15 pm
Aww c'mon TTH. Quit holdin' back. ;)
TheTrashHeap - May 17, 2010, 6:58 pm
Let's see... 2 completely fictional heroes in faggy suits? No brainer is right... It's time to move outta mom's basement and try to lose your virginity.
TonyBear2020 - May 17, 2010, 4:00 pm
Let's see, no suits, no gadgets... the world's best in hand to hand vs. an alky who hides in a tin can.. let's see... no brainer here.
aPauling - August 22, 2008, 2:13 pm
Tony Stark is a p**** without his armor. Oh wait... these are cartoon characters. Never mind. I'm off to find me some p*** so I can accomplish something with make-believe fantasies.
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 6:21 pm
but Batman ain't

MEANWHILE - At the Bipolar Bookstore

Anything After Nine Decades -

BAD JOKES ARE LIKE - ...a disappointing book. The beginning piques your interest, the middle leaves you wanting more and the end comes out of nowhere and sucker punches you.

TAGS: jokes books that was so bad
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:46 am
Oh there are worse...wanna hear a dirty one? A white horse fell in the mud.....thanks for the comment.
Bolverk3778 - February 25, 2013, 5:05 am
Oh, that's a bad one. Would the originator please leave by the nearest drain!!!


TAGS: up books aliens
Rating: 3.68/5

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aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 8:30 am
original, i give you that 5/5
Scorpio7 - December 26, 2008, 9:30 am
You really are an artistic & creative genius. If you ever run for elective office, I would gladly contribute to your campaign war chest.

LIBRARIAN KILLER - Having killer her natural enemy, she adds another trophy to her chain.

TAGS: librarian killer books meh
Rating: 2.63/5

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phydeaux - January 5, 2010, 7:51 pm
See...when no one takes me to task for my own spelling issues...I miss them as well...sheesh...

IRON FIST - He REALLY misses the 70s!

BOOKS - Never Judge Them By Their Cover You'll Be Fooled, I Tell You - FOOLED!

BOOKS - The greatest invention ever created from humankind!

TAGS: book invention bookshelf
Rating: 4/5

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spypengen - April 16, 2012, 9:40 am
Iconoclast - April 15, 2012, 1:14 pm
and, as you get older, they become an alternative to reading the labels on prescription bottles.


TAGS: reading books characters
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 12:32 am
That's awesome. And so true. 5L

A Good Author "Nose" -

TAGS: authors writing books reading wunnozedaze
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:06 am
Thanks for the vote now give me some poop to fling.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 7:43 pm
Shame on you Missy…baaad monkey, baaaad bad monkey…..5L/fav (flaunt later)


TAGS: booze moo books learn
Rating: 5/5

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ICEMAN - January 1, 2011, 1:40 pm
A man has to have his priorities. Nice one Grim. 5
rerun - January 1, 2011, 12:09 pm

this is great, if I had to guess I would say the shirt is on backwards as well

Hardened Crriminal -

TAGS: books due
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - January 31, 2014, 8:46 pm
READ? Wanting to READ? He should be sh**!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 11:09 am
Iowa criminals, eh? His only crime was wanting to read!

AUTHOR(S) - Thank you for all the stories.

Self-Help Books -

TAGS: george carlin self help books
Rating: 4.82/5

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Cannabal - August 23, 2013, 9:31 pm
Always ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:03 pm
It's pretty good. Well done. George Carlin started off his last show by saying, "F**k Doctor Phil." Lol. He would have been proud of you, Cannibal... Very proud. Keep up the good work.
Cannabal - August 23, 2013, 4:27 am
I felt this would go great with the motivation poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:06 am
Love that George Carlin. He was a pure genius. 5L for posting one of my faves of his.... and the picture too. ROFLOL!

Lot #776 Old random books. -

Bookstore -

TAGS: elderly men bookstore fiction interest
Rating: 4.63/5

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GaryO - August 27, 2014, 8:48 am
Just a small chapter; ‘The Withered Winkie vs The Hoary Hoohoo’ right before the chapter; ‘Shoehorns Aren’t Just For Shoes’ tucked away in the book titled ‘wh*** Hounds and Younger Dawgs’ (I may just do this)
MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:40 am
Is that volume 3 or 4?
MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:39 am
Well...the gals were tired of standing in the sci-fi section.
GaryO - August 26, 2014, 8:26 am
Geez, Missy, drive it home, whydontcha. I could write a book on the subject....wait.
Greybeard - August 26, 2014, 5:19 am
You swore you wouldn't give out my address Miss Priss..?

WHAT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND MAN!!! - Thinner than "Memories of Amnesiac"


MO & MOOOOOO - You'll forever be first IMO!!

TAGS: moooooo mo forever on the same page of opposite books cause mines usually a coloring book
Rating: 3.28/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
I'd never seen this one....5 slightly creepy lions.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:07 pm
Come on Moooo! You never saw my poster? Read the tags.

BOOKS - Don't know how to write or read? Learn with books!!!


TAGS: bookseller mwlf
Rating: 2.65/5

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RON - October 23, 2009, 2:09 am
You started many things...eternally d*** I,m sure...lol

Knowledge -

TAGS: books monitor
Rating: 2.21/5

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Hector - April 9, 2009, 9:09 pm
"They" say the 'N' on the side of the Nebraska football helmets stands for nowledge.


TAGS: comic books venom daken scorpion wolverine
Rating: 2.17/5

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Zed - February 11, 2010, 1:26 am
For those who don't know, Daken, the Wolverine wannabe pictured there, is bi***ual, on top of being Wolverine's son.
ekiM - February 11, 2010, 12:43 am
at least you get it dude. i was also going to write it as HOMO SUPERIOR or just plain a** homo but again how many pepole would get it
Jericho - February 10, 2010, 1:10 pm
I Get It...What, Im The Only One?


TAGS: pretentious misspell dictionaries books sanctimonious
Rating: 1.43/5

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Airman - December 8, 2010, 4:02 pm
still doing Cliff notes Space?
Sean - December 8, 2010, 3:29 pm
SPACEDOG Clearly in need of a lot more ORRRRR a whole lot less fiber in his diet. (signed: A Concerned Motifaker.)
spacedog - December 7, 2010, 8:04 pm
I speed-read this book on the toilet once. I think it was about the French.
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:28 pm
Hope she keep her word. If dokie=riddance and okie=good... then, okie dokie, ciejai!
TheTrashHeap - December 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
Looked at the link... What's the issue?
Hawamleh - December 7, 2010, 3:34 pm
Believe Me Things Will Happen, History Repeats It's Self, And Don Scorpioni Is A Man Of His Word.
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2010, 8:55 am
she didn't wanna pay the vig, you know, things, they can happen...capiche?
Hawamleh - December 7, 2010, 7:40 am
what hapened ?
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 12:34 am
It rhymes!

Men -

TAGS: women men interests books money
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 25, 2014, 9:23 pm
It ain't play (actually, she's more thrifty than I am)
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:43 pm
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:43 pm
GaryO - November 24, 2014, 9:56 pm
Yeah. But she don’t like books. Likes playing cards. Apparently, I’m the dealer.
MissPriss - November 24, 2014, 7:50 pm
You're still married?
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 8:58 am
You got it. I’m sure you won’t mind the preceding decimal....
MissPriss - November 22, 2014, 9:50 pm
Is this a riddle...ok...see what?
MissPriss - November 22, 2014, 9:49 pm
I'll take your cheques under the terms that there are substantial 0's after that 1!
MissPriss - November 22, 2014, 9:47 pm
GaryO - November 21, 2014, 8:50 am
That’s cool. I got plenty of cheques. Thing is, for some reason, nobody wants 'em anymore. Sure made those starving children feel good for awhile though.
Greeny - November 21, 2014, 6:13 am
concern3 - November 21, 2014, 5:59 am
a 5er

What Was Real -